
A gruesomely fun affair, Tales from the Crypt involves five people strangely drawn to a ruined crypt becoming seperated from a guided tour and stumbling upon a secret chamber presided over by the Crypt Keeper (deadpan ham Ralph Richardson), who tells them their fate, visualized as short stories within the narrative. The best of the lot, Poetic Justice, stars genre great Peter Cushing as Arthur Grimsdyke, a lonely widower adored by children, who is persecuted by snobbish neighbour James Elliott (Robin Phillips) because he feels the old man lowers the tone of the neighbourhood, the heartless smear campaign reaching its nadir with a bundle of insulting Valentine's cards that Grimsdyke fears were written by the villagers but were in fact the work of Elliott, a cold-hearted bastard like all EC Comic villains. This being a horror picture, Grimsdyke returns from the grave to exact Hallmark-inspired revenge upon his callous neighbour, who gets his just desserts in the same way as all the other selfish assholes do in this film and in the weirdly moralistic universe of Gaines' horror comics.


Famed cinematographer Freddie Francis directs with a colourful if undistinguished sense of style. Francis got his start in helming several films for Hammer, but achieved his real fame as an outstanding director of photography for movies like Glory, The Elephant Man, and The Innocents. His directing career was less stellar, being confined mostly to low-budget British horror films, and he is not the horror auteur that Hammer's Terence Fisher was, but he did make a substantial contribution to genre films in the 60s and early 70s. Films like The Evil of Frankenstein (1964), Dracula Has Risen from the Grave (1968), the aforementioned Dr. Terror's House of Horrors, The Creeping Flesh (1973) and The Ghoul (1975) represent pulpy but beautifully-shot highlights of British horror from its (arguably) golden age.
Tales from the Crypt is available on a DVD double-bill on the Midnite Movies line with its sort-of sequel, Vault of Horror (1973). Note for the cinephiles: on this DVD Tales is uncut, but Vault is a censored TV version.
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Directed by Freddie Francis
Written by Milton Subotsky, based on stories published by William Gaines
Starring: Peter Cushing, Joan Collins, Ian Hendry, Patrick Magee, Robin Phillips, and Ralph Richardson